Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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