"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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