Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Randomize
