My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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