i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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