Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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