Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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