Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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