I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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