No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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