Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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