you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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