What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
