her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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