Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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