Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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