The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Come on in and take your pants off
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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