Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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