We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Randomize
