Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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