if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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