i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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