Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
You have to summon your inner elephant
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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