Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
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