i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
