hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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