I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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