i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Randomize
