How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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