we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Randomize
