Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Sorry about my life...
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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