Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Terrible idea I love it
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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