508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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