No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
did i walk over a car last night?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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