i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Randomize
