there's paper in my vomit.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
