lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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