Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
3pm strippers are depressing
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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