You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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