I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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