Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she looked like the before picture.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
