What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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