Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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