thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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