all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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