I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Just high enough for therapy.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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