the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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