Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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