You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Randomize
