I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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