can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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