I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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