5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
How does one acquire holy water?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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