Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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