I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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