His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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